The construction of an intergalactic railway line between the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies has hit a major snag as the two governments are struggling to agree on the route and funding. Sources say negotiations have become heated, with each side accusing the other of withholding resources. Will the project ever come to fruition, or will the galaxies remain divided by light years?
According to insiders, the Milky Way government is insisting that the railway line must pass through the black hole at the center of their galaxy to save time and resources. This has led to outrage from the Andromeda government, who argue that it's a disastrous risk to take, and that the railway line should go around the black hole, even if it means a longer travel time.
The leaders of the two galaxies are at a stalemate, with the Milky Way government holding firm on their position. However, hope may be on the horizon as a group of rogue engineers have come up with a solution that could appease both governments.
Their proposal is to build the railway line around the black hole, but with a twist. They plan to use the black hole as a shortcut, by constructing a space-time tunnel that links up the two sides of the railway line, drastically reducing travel times. The engineers say that the tunnel will be completely safe, as they have taken all necessary precautions.
The proposal has been met with enthusiasm from both governments, with negotiations set to resume in the coming weeks. However, funding remains an issue, as the cost of construction is estimated to be in the trillions of dollars.
The Milky Way government has offered to pay for half of the construction cost, but on the condition that Andromeda agrees to provide free transport for all Milky Way citizens using the railway line. This has been met with outrage from the Andromeda government, who say that it's unfair to burden their taxpayers with the cost of providing free transport to outsiders.
Negotiations remain ongoing, but it's safe to say that there's a long way to go before the intergalactic railway line becomes a reality. In the meantime, citizens of both galaxies can only dream of a time when travel between the two is as simple as hopping on a train.
