Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and wondered if you're really sane? Do you talk to yourself when no one's around? Maybe you've even convinced yourself that you're a superhero with secret powers.
Well wonder no more, because The Wibble has created the ultimate quiz to determine just how insane you really are. It's time to put those doubts to rest and face the truth.
Question 1: Do you talk to yourself in public?
a) Only when I'm alone b) Sometimes, but I keep it quiet c) Yes, and loudly d) No, that's crazy
Question 2: Have you ever believed you had superpowers?
a) Yes, I'm convinced I do b) Maybe as a kid, but not anymore c) No, that's ridiculous d) Wait, are you saying I don't have superpowers?
Question 3: How often do you wear tin foil hats?
a) All the time, can't be too careful b) Occasionally, just for fun c) Never, that's absurd d) I plead the fifth
Question 4: Have you ever argued with yourself?
a) Yes, and I won b) Sometimes, but just to weigh different options c) No, that's weird d) I lost the argument, but technically I still won
Question 5: How often do you check under your bed for monsters?
a) Every night, you never know b) Occasionally, just to be safe c) Never, I'm an adult d) Monsters check under their bed for me
Now add up your answers:
If you answered mostly a's, congratulations, you're certified crazy. Please seek professional help immediately.
If you answered mostly b's, you're a bit odd, but still within the realm of normality.
If you answered mostly c's, you're pretty average, which is kind of boring, to be honest.
If you answered mostly d's, you're just like everyone else and need to step up your insanity game.
But don't worry, even if you're not as crazy as you thought you were, you can still be a part of the club. In fact, we have a special event coming up just for you. It's called the Insanity Convention, where all the craziest people gather to bond over their unique quirks.
And if you're still not convinced that you're insane, take a look at this picture:
If this image doesn't make you question your own sanity, then I don't know what will.
So embrace your madness, fellow Wibblers. It's what makes us unique and keeps life interesting. And who knows, maybe one day you'll discover that you really do have superpowers. Just don't forget to wear your tin foil hat while you're at it.
Because you never know who's listening.