As the age-old question goes, if a hotdog is placed between two slices of bread, is it not a sandwich in disguise?
Some argue that the definition of a sandwich supersedes the contents within it, while others maintain that the composition itself is what defines the sandwich.
But fear not, for we at The Wibble have conducted extensive research to finally put the debate to rest.
First, we turn to the bread. Sandwich lovers will argue that the defining characteristic of a sandwich is that it contains bread. But not just any bread. The bread used must be horizontally sliced, and must also be two separate slices. However, hotdogs use a bun, which is only a single piece, and is formed in a vertical fashion, not horizontal.
Next, we examine the meat. Sandwiches are versatile and can contain a variety of meats, from turkey to ham to roast beef. However, the hotdog uses a sausage, which is typically made from ground meat and stuffed into a casing.
But what about condiments? Surely, the toppings are what make a sandwich unique. A sandwich can be customized to the individual's preferences, adding toppings such as lettuce, tomato, and cheese. Hotdogs, on the other hand, typically come with toppings such as ketchup, mustard, and relish.
Taking all of these factors into account, we can confidently assert that a hotdog is not a sandwich. It may consist of bread, meat, and condiments, but the composition is different enough to merit its own category.
Of course, there will always be those who disagree, and that's okay. After all, one person's hotdog is another person's sandwich.
So let's end the debate and agree to disagree. In the end, what truly matters is how it tastes, and the only way to find out is to dig in.
