Reports have emerged that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was seen at a recent Slipknot concert, headbanging and throwing up the horns like a true metalhead. Eyewitnesses couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the King of Kings rocking out alongside the notoriously wild fans of Slipknot.
Some speculate that this could be a sign of the Second Coming, that Jesus has returned to Earth to take his place among us and bring forth the end times. Others suggest that even the Son of God needs to let loose once in a while, and what better way than to join in with the hardcore punk metal sounds of Slipknot.
One fan, who only wanted to be identified as "Maggot #666," said she was in the mosh pit with Jesus and that he was really getting into the music. "He knew all the lyrics and was singing along like he wrote the songs himself. And when Corey Taylor screamed 'F*** it all, f*** this world, f*** everything that you stand for!' Jesus threw up the horns and screamed right back, it was insane!"
Some are questioning the legitimacy of these reports, however, pointing out that even if Jesus did come back to Earth, why would he choose a Slipknot concert as his first destination? One critic on Twitter said, "If I was the Messiah, I wouldn't waste my time at a Slipknot concert. I'd be doing something important, like solving world hunger or ending climate change."
Regardless of whether or not this sighting is real, one thing is clear: if Jesus did go to a Slipknot concert, he would definitely stand out in the crowd. With his flowing robes, long hair, and ubiquitous halo, he would be the center of attention for sure.
But could you imagine the mosh pit opening up so that Jesus could make his grand entrance? People would be screaming and throwing up the horns as he made his way to the front, and when he got there, the music would stop and he would raise his hand, summoning Satan himself to duke it out for the fate of humanity.
Now that would be a concert to remember.
