Joe Biden: Articulate But Lacking a Touch of Memetic Playfulness

Our President, the eloquent and sagacious Joe Biden, has for long been the pinnacle of articulacy and intellect. In a world where memes and one-liners call the shots, his formidable oratory might as well be lost in translation. Who has the patience to follow through a 15-minute speech when a meme captures it in 6 words and a hefty dose of sarcasm? Not us, that's for sure.

Yet, like the moment of epiphany dawned upon us when Trump was caught scribbling 'Person. Woman. Human. Camera. TV' to prove his mental acuity, such a moment is precisely what President Biden needs. His diligent crafting of thoughtful speeches could be amplified a thousandfold by some well-crafted memes. The relatability index of his policy speeches would soar, and frankly, what good is the Oval Office without a little bit of internet fodder?

I mean, remember how our esteemed predecessor refused to write anything unflattering about himself? That was the sole roadblock he faced when it came to public scrutiny. If President Biden just ups his social quotient with some meme-worthy gaffes, and some relatable confessions (a la Obama’s biracial realizations), he could easily retort at his opponents' jabs with 'Yes, I wrote that about myself too!'

The president has already made known his loyal backing of net neutrality. What better way to prove that than by sporting a $250 haircut - an ode to the current rage, SBF. The internet could then lay down its pitch forks and retract its Starlink betas from its remote locations that need the Trumpian 'hammer blow' to the healing of the Middle East.