It's official, folks. July 6th has been crowned the most boring day of the year, beating out the previous record holder, April 11th 1954. The tedious news has left experts perplexed. Could it be the absence of holidays? Or maybe it's just too damn hot out? Whatever the reason may be, there's no denying that July 6th is a snooze fest.
We reached out to the people of Twitter to see how they'd be spending their day. Here are some of the scintillating responses we received:
@SleepySally: "Just going to stare at the wall all day. Nothing else to do on #July6th"
@BoredBob: "I might watch a plant grow or something. That's about as exciting as it gets #MostBoringDayOfTheYear"
@SnoozeFestSam: "I plan on reorganizing my sock drawer. Maybe that'll spice things up a bit #July6th #Boring"
One thing is for sure, this year's July 6th isn't winning any awards for excitement. In fact, it's so dull that we had our interns watch paint dry for an hour, just to see if it was more riveting than the day itself. The jury's still out on that one.
But fear not, dear readers. There are still a few ways to inject some life into this lackluster day. Take a nap, for instance. Studies show that napping can improve memory, creativity, and productivity. Or, if you're feeling ambitious, maybe take a walk around the block. Who knows what kind of mundanities await you?
For the truly adventurous, why not try something radical like reading a book or learning a new skill? I know, I know. It sounds crazy. But trust us, it's worth a shot.
In conclusion, July 6th is a dreary, soporific day that makes watching paint dry seem like a thrill ride. But don't despair, fellow Wibblers. There are still ways to survive this snooze fest. And who knows, maybe next year will bring some much-needed excitement to this otherwise banal day.
