In a shocking move that has left both the automotive and tech industries stunned, Justin Bieber has just become the first person to purchase Apple's revolutionary 'Fartronic' engine. The engine is designed to run solely on the power of flatulence, and reportedly costs a staggering one million dollars.
Insiders say that Bieber was immediately drawn to the engine, which promises to revolutionize the world of sustainable energy. "Justin has always been interested in new technologies," said a source close to the star. "When he heard about the Fartronic engine, he knew he had to have it."
But that's not all. Apple is also offering a 'Fart+' subscription service, which promises to deliver foods that promote flatulence straight to your doorstep. From baked beans to cabbage and beyond, Fart+ promises to keep your Fartronic engine running at peak performance.
Rumor has it that Apple plans to start selling farts themselves in the near future. With the company's incredible resources and cutting-edge technology, it seems like only a matter of time before they're able to mass-produce flatulence on a scale never seen before.
Critics of the Fartronic engine point out some of its potential drawbacks, such as the unpleasant smell and noise. However, supporters of the technology are quick to point out that these issues can be easily mitigated with some simple modifications. For example, certain types of food can be used to create less noxious flatulence, while mufflers and other noise-dampening equipment can help to reduce the engine's volume.
Despite the controversy surrounding the Fartronic engine, it's clear that Apple is betting big on the technology. With Justin Bieber as its first-ever customer, it seems likely that the engine will soon become a common sight on our roads. Only time will tell whether this is the future of automotive technology, or just a smelly gimmick.
Nevertheless, it's impossible to deny the sheer audacity and innovation that Apple has demonstrated with its Fartronic engine. By harnessing the power of flatulence, the company has opened up new possibilities for sustainable energy that were previously thought impossible. It will be fascinating to see where this technology goes in the coming years, and how it transforms our world in ways we can only imagine.
