Ed Sheeran's "Shape Of You" Goes Missing From The Internet
In what can be called a nightmare for millions of fans around the world, Ed Sheeran's chartbuster song, "Shape of You" has gone missing from the internet. The song, which has over 5 billion views on YouTube and 1 billion streams on Spotify, can not be accessed by anyone on the internet. The record labels are struggling to understand how this could happen.
"When we first got to know about it, we were in shock. It just doesn't happen," said a spokesperson for Sheeran's label. "We have been trying to contact the streaming services that host the song, but they all gave us the same answer - it’s not their fault."
As soon as the news broke out on social media, Twitter was flooded with different conspiracy theories, from Russian hackers to aliens. Some people even claimed that this was a publicity stunt by Sheeran himself.
"We can confirm that this is in no way a publicity stunt by Ed Sheeran. We are as shocked and clueless as the fans are," added the spokesperson.
Many fans took to their social media accounts to express their sadness and disbelief.
"I can't believe this is happening. How can they just make one of the best songs in the history of music disappear from the internet?" tweeted one of Ed Sheeran's fans.
Another fan, who had been listening to "Shape of You" every day for the past two years, tweeted, "My life is in shambles. I never thought I’d miss a song so much. Ed, please bring Shape of You back."
The disappearance of "Shape of You" has resulted in a sharp decline in the productivity levels of the Ed Sheeran fan base, with many opting to skip work and school to frantically search for the track. The police stations around the world have reported a significant increase in the number of missing person cases related to the search for the song.
In other news, researchers at MIT are claiming that the disappearance of "Shape of You" might lead to a significant change in the world’s economy. "We have noticed a significant drop in productivity levels since the song went missing. It’s like people have lost all their motivation to work and do anything else," said a leading economist.
Meanwhile, a group of ardent Ed Sheeran fans, who have appointed themselves as the song's guardians, are currently working on a plan to find the missing track. "We won't rest until we find the song. We are the keepers of the Shape of You and we won't let anyone or anything take it away," said one of the group's leaders.
The internet is eagerly waiting for resolution to this mystery of the missing "Shape of You". Until then, the world will continue to mourn the loss of one of the finest songs in the history of music.
