In the world of witchcraft, everyone knows the Four Cardinal Witches: the North, the South, the East, and the West. But, here's a newsflash you might not know: there's another witch that's not getting the credit she deserves. Introducing, the Witch of the North-East!
Unlike her sisters who command one direction each, the Witch of the North-East is a hybrid witch who's responsible for the vague, in-between area that nobody really seems to pay attention to. You know, that area where the compass needle gets a bit confuzzled? That's her turf.
Recently, in a one-on-one interview with this lesser-renowned witch, she expressed her growing exasperation at being repeatedly forgotten. When asked how she felt about being left out of the Cardinal Witches group, she exclaimed, 'It's downright flabberghasting! I'm just as witchy as any of them; my cauldron bubbles, my black cat meows, and my broomstick flies!'
Our hearts go out to the Witch of the North-East, who has even gone so far as to organize her own appreciation day. Tragically, nobody else was aware they were supposed to be appreciating, and she ended up spending the day alone blowing bubbles in her cauldron.
Here at 'The Wibble,' we've heard the plight of the Witch of the North-East. So, we're launching a public awareness campaign: 'The North-East Witch Exists'. We're inviting everyone to join us. Together, let's give the Fifth Cardinal Witch the attention she so desperately deserves!
