A man in Mexico recently won a laundry date with a local woman, much to his excitement. However, the news did not impress noted actor Gary Coleman.
The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, entered a local contest in Mexico City that promised a free date with a local woman. The catch? The date would take place at a local laundromat, where the pair would do a load of laundry together.
Despite the unusual nature of the prize, the man was ecstatic to have won. "I've been wanting to try out this new detergent I found at the store, and now I have the perfect excuse!" he exclaimed.
However, Gary Coleman was less than impressed with the man's win. "What happened to the good old days of dinner and a movie?" he grumbled. "Nowadays it's all laundry and dishes."
Despite his misgivings, the man is excited for his laundry date, which is set to take place next week. He's already picked out his lucky socks and is scouring the internet for the best laundry tips and tricks.
As for the local woman who will be joining him, she has yet to be announced. Rumors abound that she's an expert in the art of stain removal and folding techniques, and the man can't wait to learn from her.
Despite Gary Coleman's reservations, it seems that this laundry date is set to be a sudsy and exciting adventure for the lucky winner and his mystery lady friend. Who knows what magic will be discovered amongst the suds and bubbles of the local laundromat?