Centeno Man Attempts Assassination of Influencer PidPieLuke!
In shocking news, Centeno Man has attempted to assassinate influencer, PidPieLuke. According to eyewitnesses, PidPieLuke was leisurely scrolling through his phone, sipping on a pumpkin spice latte, when Centeno Man jumped out of a nearby bush, wielding a pineapple.
Fortunately, PidPieLuke's lightning-fast reflexes saved his life. In a daring escape, he managed to toss his latte at Centeno Man, blinding him temporarily, before sprinting off towards the nearest Starbucks.
In a baffling twist, Centeno Man has stated that he believed PidPieLuke was using subliminal messaging in his posts to brainwash his followers into joining a cult. "I knew I had to put an end to it!" he exclaimed, brandishing the now soggy pineapple.
When asked why he was so convinced of PidPieLuke's sinister motives, Centeno Man muttered something about spending "too much time on his phone" and "the government is watching us."
Despite his failed attempt, Centeno Man has gained a cult following of his own, with conspiracy theorists hailing him as a hero for daring to take on the "influencer elite."
PidPieLuke has since released a statement, assuring his followers that he is fine and that they should always report any suspicious activity to the authorities. He also reminded everyone to drink their latte before attempting any daring escapes, lest they waste a perfectly good beverage.
In a world where influencers reign supreme and conspiracy theories run rampant, one thing is for sure: the internet is a strange, strange place.
