Local English Teacher Admits Their Fluent English Was Just a Guessing Game

An English teacher at the local high school has admitted to never actually knowing the language and has just been guessing their way through classes. Students were shocked to hear that their teacher, who had always seemed confident in their English ability, was not as well-versed in the language as they had thought.

In an interview with The Wibble, the teacher, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated, "I've always loved the English language, but unfortunately, I never took the time to learn it properly. When I got the job, I thought I could fake it until I made it, but it seems I've been found out."

The school board is currently investigating the matter, and the future of English class at this school is uncertain. Some students are outraged, feeling that they were cheated out of a proper education, while others find the situation comical.

One student, who also wishes to remain anonymous, stated, "It's hilarious if you think about it. We were all just taking advice from someone who was winging it the whole time."

The school board has come under fire for not properly vetting the teacher's qualifications before hiring them, and parents are now questioning the school's hiring process.

In light of recent events, the school has implemented measures to ensure all future teachers are properly qualified and vetted before being hired. However, it seems that this particular English teacher was a one-off case, and the school has since verified that all other teachers are qualified to teach their respective subjects.

While some students may have missed out on a proper education in English, this situation has brought awareness to the importance of properly vetting teachers and ensuring they are qualified.

In the end, the English teacher's guessing game has come to an end, and their students are left to pick up the pieces of an education they thought they were receiving. Who knew that taking a chance on a teacher's qualifications could have such surprising consequences?

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