Local IT Guy Saved by Magic Pumpkin Spice Latte

The local IT guy, Bob, had been struggling for hours with a DNS problem. His frustration grew with every passing minute as he tried to figure out what was causing the issue. He had checked and re-checked everything he could think of, but nothing seemed to be working.

Just as he was about to give up, Bob remembered his trusty pumpkin spice latte, which always seemed to give him a burst of inspiration. He made his way to the break room and grabbed the first cup he could find.

Little did Bob know, his cat, Mr. Whiskers, had already gotten to the coffee and had consumed the entire cup. Bob took a sip and suddenly felt a strange, almost magical energy coursing through his body.

He turned back to his computer and began typing furiously, his fingers moving faster than he ever thought possible. Suddenly, a new idea popped into his head. He navigated to Reddit and found a post about a similar problem. The solution involved a screwdriver and some fancy League of Legends skills.

Bob didn't play League of Legends, but he did have a screwdriver handy. He followed the instructions from the post and within minutes, the server was back up and running.

Of course, there were some unexpected side effects of the pumpkin spice latte. Bob found himself speaking in rhymes for the rest of the day and Mr. Whiskers had developed a fondness for video games. But all in all, it was a small price to pay for a working server.

As for the pumpkin spice latte, Bob was convinced that it had magical powers. He went to the break room to grab another cup, but found that they were all out. He let out a sigh of disappointment and vowed to never take his favorite coffee for granted again.

Cat staring at computer screen

Barista performing a magic coffee trick

IT guy playing League of Legends and using a screwdriver at the same time