A man has been arrested for a bizarre crime that took place after he had one too many drinks. The man, who is said to be a computer programmer by trade, was arrested for overusing LINQ statements while under the influence.
For those who don't know, LINQ stands for Language Integrated Query, which is essentially a way for programmers to query data sources in a more efficient and streamlined way. It's a powerful tool in the hands of a skilled programmer, but it seems that this man took his love for LINQ a little too far.
According to police reports, the man was found in his apartment, surrounded by empty bottles of beer and coding books. He was muttering to himself about how LINQ was the answer to all of his problems, and how he could solve anything with just a few lines of code.
The police were called after the man's neighbors reported hearing loud noises coming from his apartment. When the police arrived, they found the man sitting at his computer, with dozens of LINQ statements chaining together in one massive query.
The man was reportedly so intoxicated that he was unable to even form coherent sentences, let alone write coherent code. The police arrested him and charged him with disorderly conduct and public intoxication.
This bizarre incident has left many in the programmer community scratching their heads. Some are speculating that the man's obsession with LINQ was a symptom of a larger problem, such as an addiction to programming or a mental health issue.
Whatever the case may be, it's clear that this man's love for LINQ led to his ultimate downfall. As for whether or not he'll be able to return to programming after this incident, only time will tell.
In the meantime, programmers around the world are shaking their heads in disbelief and wondering what could have driven this man to such drastic measures. Perhaps it's just a reminder to all of us that even the most powerful tools can be dangerous in the wrong hands.
