A man in [city/town name] is convinced that his recurring feelings of deja vu are caused by time travel, but scientific professionals are skeptical.
In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, local resident Bob Johnson revealed his belief that his frequent episodes of deja vu are actually the result of time travel.
"I know it sounds crazy," Johnson said earnestly. "But every time I experience deja vu, it's like I've been in that exact moment before. I can practically feel the time machine whirring around me."
Despite Johnson's insistence that his experience is proof of time travel, experts in the scientific community are not so convinced.
"There are many potential explanations for feelings of deja vu," explained Dr. Meredith Green, a cognitive psychologist at [university name]. "It could be a glitch in the brain's processing of memory, or a response to a familiar environment triggering old memories. Time travel is not a scientifically proven phenomenon."
Undeterred, Johnson continued to expound on his theories, claiming that his time travel experiences were not restricted to the present day.
"I've had deja vu moments from the future too," he enthused. "I'll be going about my day and suddenly remember something that hasn't even happened yet. It's like I'm getting a sneak preview of the timeline."
When asked how he explains his supposed ability to time travel, Johnson pointed to a mysterious object he keeps on his person at all times.
"I can't tell you exactly what it is," he whispered conspiratorially. "But let's just say it's not of this world. When I hold it, I can feel the power coursing through me. The power to go anywhere, anywhen."
At this point in the interview, Johnson produced the object in question. Upon inspection by our team, it appeared to be a garden gnome with a clock face where its stomach should be.
Despite his unshakeable belief in his time travel abilities, Johnson cannot seem to convince anyone else of their validity.
"If this was something that could be scientifically proven, I guarantee I would have done it by now," Dr. Green stated. "Unfortunately, Mr. Johnson's claims are not backed up by any evidence other than his own personal experiences."
But Johnson remains undaunted, insisting that the truth will eventually come out.
"One day, science will catch up to me," he said resolutely. "And I'll be ready. In the meantime, I'll just keep living my life, knowing that I'm one of the select few who have unlocked the secrets of time travel."
As for the rest of us, we'll just have to sit back and wait for the scientific community to catch up to Johnson's wild claims.
