Local Man Terrifies Small Children by Eating Entire Bag of Carrots in One Sitting
In a shocking display of carrot consumption, local man Arantor has sent chills down the spines of young children everywhere. Witnesses report that Arantor aggressively attacked a bag of carrots without mercy, devouring them with a ferocity typically reserved for wild animals or ravenous beasts.
"At first, I thought he was just going to have a couple," said one bystander. "But then he just kept going, munching and crunching away like it was nothing. It was terrifying."
The incident occurred at a local farmer's market, where the unsuspecting carrots were simply waiting to be purchased and taken to a loving home. Instead, they were consumed by a man so voracious, so insatiable, that he left a trail of orange peelings and shattered dreams in his wake.
Parents are now being urged to keep their children away from the vegetable aisle, for fear that they too could fall victim to the carrot-crazed Arantor.
"I used to love carrots," said one traumatized child. "But now I can't even look at them without feeling a sense of dread and unease. What if Arantor comes back? What if he eats all of the carrots again? I just can't live in fear like this."
Authorities have yet to comment on whether they plan to take action against Arantor, but sources close to the situation suggest that carrot consumption of this magnitude may be considered a crime in some jurisdictions.
In the meantime, parents are being advised to keep a close eye on their children, and to always have a backup plan in case of an unexpected carrot-related emergency.
Because in a world where a man can eat an entire bag of carrots in one sitting, anything is possible.