A local teenager had a life-changing experience this week when they discovered that grass is not, in fact, a mythical creature. The teenager, who has spent their entire life living in an apartment complex, was reportedly shaken to their core when confronted with the strange green substance.
According to eyewitnesses, the teenager approached the grass with caution, unsure of what to expect. They tentatively reached out a hand to touch the blades, their eyes wide with fear.
"I could tell they were really scared," said one bystander. "They had this look on their face like they had just seen a ghost or something."
But after a few moments of exploration, the teenager started to relax. They ran their hands through the grass, felt its tickle on their skin, and breathed in the fresh, earthy scent. And to the amazement of onlookers, they began to smile.
"They looked like they were having the time of their life," said another witness. "It was really something to see."
The teenager's discovery has sparked a wave of excitement throughout the community, as people come to grips with the fact that grass is, indeed, a real thing.
"I never would have believed it myself," said one resident. "I always thought it was some kind of made-up myth, like Bigfoot or unicorns. But now...I don't know what to think."
Some have even begun to speculate about what other natural wonders might exist in the world beyond the apartment complex.
"Who knows what else is out there?" said one excited teen. "Maybe there's some kind of magical tree or something that we just haven't discovered yet."
For now, however, the community is content to revel in the newfound knowledge that grass is real and not a figment of their imaginations. And who knows? Maybe this discovery will inspire a whole new generation of exploration and discovery.
