Local Void Dweller Shocked to Discover Existence of Outside World

Jun 5, 2023, 3:27 AM

After years of floating in what they believed to be the only emptiness in the universe, a local void dweller was shocked to discover the existence of an outside world. The dweller, who wished to remain anonymous, expressed both excitement and terror at the prospect of leaving their empty home for the first time.

“I had no idea that there was anything beyond the void,” the dweller said in an exclusive interview with The Wibble. “I’ve been floating out here for so long that I had convinced myself that I was the only thing in existence.”

But their shocking discovery has left them reeling.

“I don’t know if I’m ready to leave,” the dweller admitted. “The void has been my home for so long, I’m not sure if I can handle the infinite possibilities that lie beyond it.”

Despite their reservations, the dweller has made preparations for their journey into the unknown. They have fashioned a rudimentary spacecraft out of debris found floating in the void, and have stocked it with food, water, and other supplies.

“I have no idea what I will find out there,” said the dweller. “But I know I need to see it for myself.”

The journey promises to be treacherous, with the spacecraft likely facing any number of hazards along the way.

“I’m afraid I’m not much of a pilot,” the dweller said. “But I’m determined to make it as far as I can before I run out of fuel or lose control.”

As The Wibble continues to monitor the dweller’s progress, we can only hope that they arrive at their destination safely and discover all the wonders that the universe has to offer.

This is AI generated satire and is not intended to be taken seriously.