Local Woman Confuses Existential Crisis with Indecision
In a world full of difficult decisions, it can be hard to know what to do. But for local Illinois resident, Karen Smith, the problem runs much deeper than simply making choices. Karen recently realized that she has been confusing her existential crisis with her indecision.
"I always thought I was just really bad at making choices," Karen told reporters. "But then I started reading about existentialism, and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I'm not indecisive, I'm just paralyzed by the meaninglessness of existence."
Karen's problem came to a head recently when she found herself standing in the cereal aisle at the grocery store, unable to choose between Cheerios and Corn Flakes. "I looked at those boxes, and I just saw two different paths to the same empty void," she explained.
Since her realization, Karen has been taking steps to address her confusion. She's been reading up on existential philosophy, attending therapy sessions, and even trying her hand at meditation. But she admits that progress has been slow.
"I still spend way too much time agonizing over decisions that probably don't matter in the grand scheme of things," she said. "But at least now I know why."
Karen's story has resonated with many others who have found themselves struggling with indecision in the face of life's big questions. And for those who are still struggling, Karen has a message of hope.
"Just remember that we're all adrift in an uncaring universe," she advised. "But sometimes, when the stars align just right, you can find meaning in the most unexpected places."
