In a bizarre twist of events, a man set fire to his office building after his boss stole his beloved stapler. The man, identified only as Bob, had been the long-time owner of a bright red stapler that he treasured above all else. He would often come into work on weekends just to stare at it.
Bob's boss, Bill, had recently taken an interest in the stapler, and one day, when Bob was out sick, Bill snatched the stapler from its proud owner's desk.
As Bob returned to work and noticed his stapler missing, he knew something was wrong. According to eyewitnesses, Bob was seen furiously rummaging through drawers and trash bins, searching for his stapler. Word spread quickly through the office, and soon everyone was aware of Bob's outrage.
As tensions mounted, Bill began to feel uneasy, often jumping at any sudden noise. Bob was on the brink of a mental breakdown. And then, it happened.
One day, as Bill was walking out of the office, he found his car keys missing. He searched high and low for them, but they were nowhere to be found. As he frantically searched, he noticed a strange smell.
Within minutes, smoke began pouring out of the building, and screams could be heard from inside. The fire department was quickly called to the scene, but it was already too late. The fire destroyed the entire building, reducing it to a smoldering pile of rubble and ash.
Reports suggest that Bob had sabotaged the office's electrical system in an attempt to create a diversion and get his stapler back. The cost of damages is estimated to be in the millions.
Bob was apprehended the day of the fire and was charged with a litany of criminal offenses, including arson, destruction of property, and assault on a police officer. Reports indicate he is still wearing a smile on his face, happy that his stapler is finally back where it belongs.
