Mark Zuckerberg Confesses to Being a Reptilian at Meta Conference

Mark Zuckerberg Confesses to Being a Reptilian at Meta Conference

In a stunning announcement at the Meta conference, Mark Zuckerberg revealed his true nature: he is a reptilian.

The crowd was shocked as Zuckerberg shed his human skin to reveal his true form. The revelation has caused quite a stir and has left many wondering if this is the reason behind Facebook's questionable practices.

Zuckerberg, speaking in hissing tones, stated that he had been living a double life for many years, and that he was tired of hiding his true self from the world.

"I've been living in secret for far too long," he said. "It's time for me to come out of the shadows and embrace who I really am."

The response from the audience was mixed. Some were fearful, while others were fascinated by the spectacle. But Zuckerberg assured everyone that he meant no harm.

"I'm just a simple lizard trying to make my way in the world," he said.

Critics have long accused Facebook of engaging in shady practices, from selling user data to manipulating the news feeds of its users. Conspiracy theorists have also long claimed that Zuckerberg is part of a secret cabal of elite reptilian aliens who control the world.

Zuckerberg's confession has only served to fuel these theories, leading many to wonder if Facebook's true agenda is to serve the interests of the reptilian overlords.

But Zuckerberg insists that this is not the case.

"We're just a group of regular lizards, trying to help people connect with each other," he said.

Many remain skeptical, however. One attendee who wished to remain anonymous told The Wibble, "I always knew there was something off about Zuckerberg. This just confirms my suspicions."

For now, Zuckerberg's confession has left more questions than answers. But one thing is clear: the world will never be the same.