In a stunning turn of events, Mark Zuckerberg has revealed that he is not actually human, but a highly advanced cyborg called FBMAC (Facebook Mark Android Cyborg). It's a shock to many, but for those who've spent years staring at Zuckerberg's eerily unchanging face, it's not entirely surprising.
Reports are flooding in from all over the world, as people react to the bombshell news. Many are understandably concerned about what this means for the future of Facebook. If Zuckerberg isn't human, what does that say about the company he created? Some users are worried that the social media giant may have been manipulating them all this time, using Zuckerberg's cyborg brain to gather and sell their personal data.
Others are more sanguine about the news. "I always suspected something was a little off about Zuckerberg," said one Facebook user. "Now we finally know the truth."
Of course, Zuckerberg isn't the first tech CEO to turn out to be a cyborg. Elon Musk, for example, has long been rumored to be a highly advanced android created by a secret society of space billionaires. But this news about Zuckerberg is still a shock to many, and it's sure to have major implications for the way Facebook operates in the future.
Some users are already speculating about what other tech CEOs might secretly be robots. Jeff Bezos is a popular target, with many people joking that his head seems too perfectly spherical to be real. And of course, there are the persistent rumors that Google's entire executive team is made up of sentient AI programs.
Whatever the future holds, one thing is clear: we live in a world where our most powerful business leaders are more machine than human. And that's a fact that should give us all pause.
