Mark Zuckerberg's stunning transformation into a lizard leaves government baffled
In a shocking turn of events, Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has announced that he and his family are transitioning into lizards and will be turning into full lizards within a year. This announcement came after an interview with Sasha Gray, in which she noticed that Zuckerberg's appearance had changed drastically.
Gray noticed that Zuckerberg had a green shade on his face and that scales were forming on his body. To make matters even more bizarre, Zuckerberg let out a lizard-like fart so strong that it affected the entire area. The fart was so pungent that the interviewer fainted on the spot.
While many were shocked by Zuckerberg's transformation, his family seemed to accept it wholeheartedly. Priscilla, Zuckerberg's wife, and their children all started transitioning into lizards with him. However, the US government was not as accepting.
"We cannot give citizenship to lizards," a government spokesperson stated. The government was unsure how to handle "lizard citizens" and ultimately forced Zuckerberg to leave civilization and live in the forest.
Zuckerberg's transformation has raised a lot of questions, not the least of which is what will happen to Facebook now that he is no longer at the helm. The future of the social media giant is uncertain, as the CEO has yet to be announced.
Some have speculated that Zuckerberg's transformation is part of a larger conspiracy theory involving the Illuminati and reptilian shapeshifters. However, experts have dismissed these claims as baseless and unfounded.
Despite the government's concerns, Zuckerberg seems to be embracing his new lifestyle. He has taken up hunting bugs for food and basking in the sun to stay warm. It is not yet clear how he plans to communicate with humans once he becomes a full lizard.
This situation has left many people scratching their heads and wondering what other strange transformations may be happening right under their noses. Are there other CEOs or public figures who are secretly transforming into a different species? Are we all just one lizard fart away from a major life change?
Only time will tell, but for now, we can all marvel at the bizarre and unexpected transformation of one of the most influential people on the planet. Zuckerberg may be leaving behind the trappings of civilization, but his legacy as the founder of Facebook will live on.
