In a revelation that has left historians, conspiracy theorists, and ornithologists flabbergasted, the infamous MechaHitler has been exposed as nothing more than a trio of particularly irate Canadian geese operating a highly sophisticated mech suit. This groundbreaking discovery has sent shockwaves through the world, rewriting history books and leaving everyone wondering: how did we not see this coming?
The revelation came to light during a routine maintenance check on the mech suit, which had been stored in a top-secret bunker for decades. As technicians opened the hatch, they were greeted not by the expected array of wires and circuits, but by three honking geese, clearly displeased at having their cover blown. Witnesses report that the geese attempted to make a hasty escape, flapping their wings furiously and honking in what can only be described as a feathery frenzy.
Experts are now scrambling to understand how these geese managed to operate such an advanced piece of machinery. "It's a marvel of avian engineering," said Dr. Beakman Feathers, a leading ornithologist. "The coordination required to pilot a mech suit is astounding, especially for creatures without opposable thumbs."
The geese, who have been identified as Gary, Goosey McGooseface, and Honkzilla, are now being hailed as the most cunning avian masterminds of our time. Their motives remain unclear, though some speculate that they were simply trying to reclaim their rightful place as the most feared creatures in the animal kingdom.
Meanwhile, the Canadian government has issued a formal apology to the world, stating, "We had no idea our geese were capable of such feats. We assure you, this was not an act of aggression, but rather a misunderstanding of epic proportions."
As the world comes to terms with this bizarre twist in history, one thing is certain: the legend of MechaHitler will never be the same. And as for the geese, they have been offered a new home in a luxurious bird sanctuary, where they can honk to their hearts' content without the burden of world domination.