Meet Stairway to Hell: Discovery by Brian Johnson of AC/DC
AC/DC's Brian Johnson has done it again! After rockin' the highway to hell for years, he has finally found the stairway to hell, and it's about to change the music industry forever.
In an exclusive interview with The Wibble, Johnson revealed his recent discovery, confirming that hell is not just a myth or a religious concept. He revealed that he stumbled upon a hidden pathway while taking a midnight stroll in his backyard in Florida.
"I couldn't believe it. It was right there in front of me, a glowing staircase leading to hell. It's like the stairway to heaven but the opposite," Johnson said.
Johnson's discovery has shocked music enthusiasts worldwide. Fans have been frantically messaging him, asking for more details and eagerly anticipating his next move.
To everyone's surprise, Johnson has some big plans for his latest discovery. He plans to collaborate with some of the greatest demonic musicians of all time and record a new album in hell.
"I’m excited to bring a new edge to music. I can already hear the sound and the vibes that our new album will give off,” Johnson told us.
He went on to list some of the potential collaborators, including Robert Johnson, Jim Morrison, and Johnny Cash.
However, Johnson admitted that he would need some help to get to hell and come back alive. He shared that he's currently in talks with NASA to organize a space mission to descend into the depths of hell.
But NASA officials were quick to deny any involvement with the legendary rocker and his supposed discovery. They claim that they are not aware of any stairway to hell and that Johnson's statements are the result of his inflated ego and wild imagination.
"He's been listening to too much heavy metal music. We cannot confirm the existence of a stairway to hell or any demonic forces," the officials said.
Undeterred by NASA's response, Johnson is determined to pursue his plans, and he's already in talks with Hollywood studios to create a movie based on his journey to hell and his musical collaborations.
The Wibble has learned that the rockstar has recently purchased a haunted mansion in of Salem, Massachusetts, and has started working with the local exorcists to decipher the demonic messages he's been hearing in his sleep.
As we wait for more updates on Brian Johnson's latest discovery, let's hope he's got a good plan to come back alive. Meanwhile, we can only imagine the kind of music we can expect from his upcoming album with the demons of hell.
