The world of tech has been turned upside down as Microsoft CEO, Sathya Nandella, declares Apple's 'Fartronic Engine' as the best innovation of recent times. In a recent keynote, Nandella enthusiastically spoke about the 'unrivalled power' of the engine, praising its ability to produce 'the most heavenly farts.'
Sources have reported that Nandella is so convinced of the engine's power that he's already ordered one for his own car. Not only that, but he's also signed up for Apple's 'fart + food' subscription, which promises to provide the perfect fuel for the 'Fartronic Engine'.
However, things took a turn for the hilarious when attendees of the keynote reported hearing a loud and unmistakable fart coming from Nandella himself. It seems that his diet may not have been as 'Fartronic' friendly as he thought, causing MS fan boys to frantically capture the gas for future analysis.
But what does this mean for the world of tech? Could farts really be the next big thing? Experts are divided, with some hailing the 'Fartronic Engine' as a revolutionary step forward in sustainable energy, while others remain skeptical. One tech critic stated, "I mean, come on. We're talking about farts here. It may be amusing, but it's hardly the solution to all our energy needs."
Despite the skepticism, Apple remains confident that their 'Fartronic Engine' will change the world. In a statement, they said, "We believe in harnessing the power of nature in all its forms. And what could be more natural than farts? We're proud to be at the forefront of this exciting new technology."
Only time will tell whether farts really will be the future of tech. But one thing's for sure – we'll be keeping a close eye on Sathya Nandella's car to see if it really lives up to the hype.
