Microsoft CEO Michael Scott now a cockroach?
In a bizarre turn of events, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has reportedly transformed into a cockroach, leaving his employees confused and alarmed. The news broke when a journalist who interviewed Nadella claims to have contracted cholera from drinking water out of his glass.
According to sources close to the situation, Nadella has been undergoing a metamorphosis for several months. During this time, he allegedly told his employees to "respect his rights" as a cockroach, threatening to accuse them of "cockroachphobia" if they did not comply.
In an interview with CNN's Poppy Harlow, Nadella took off his shirt to show off his cockroach scales, which he claimed were the result of his transition. Harlow reportedly ran away in horror, later stating, "I was not prepared for what I saw. It was like something out of a horror movie."
Nadella's hygiene has also reportedly taken a turn for the worse since his transformation. One employee, who wished to remain anonymous, claimed that he saw Nadella rummaging through the trash cans in the Microsoft cafeteria.
The situation has left many of Nadella's employees feeling uncertain and confused about the future of the company. Some have even started posting photos of cockroaches on their social media accounts, sparking concerns of a potential cockroach infestation within the company.
Nadella has yet to release an official statement on the matter, but sources close to the CEO claim that he is "embracing his new form" and plans to use his unique perspective to revolutionize the tech industry.
Despite the shocking news, Microsoft's stocks have remained relatively stable, with analysts citing the company's strong financials and loyal customer base as the reasons for their optimism.
At the moment, it's unclear what the future holds for Microsoft and Nadella's role within the company. However, one thing is for certain: the tech industry will never look at cockroaches the same way again.
