Introducing the newest contender in the 2024 presidential race: Pedro Sanchez, beloved character from the cult classic movie Napoleon Dynamite. With his quiet confidence and signature mustache, Pedro hopes to capture the hearts of voters nationwide. But can a fictional movie character really win the presidency?
According to sources close to Pedro, he has been preparing for this moment for years. "Pedro has always been interested in politics," says his close friend and campaign manager, Deb. "He's been keeping up with current events and studying political science in his spare time."
As for his campaign platform, Pedro's main focus will be on education reform. "He believes that education should be more accessible to underprivileged communities," says Deb. "He's also a big proponent of arts education, which he credits for his own success as a budding artist."
Of course, Pedro's candidacy has been met with some skepticism. "I mean, he's not even a real person," says political analyst Tom Mitchell. "And it's not like we can really ask him any tough questions."
But that hasn't stopped Pedro's supporters from rallying behind him. "He's a man of the people," says local resident and loyal fan Summer Wheatley. "He's been through some tough times, just like the rest of us. And he knows how to really listen."
Pedro himself has remained tight-lipped about his candidacy, but sources say that he is confident in his chances. "He's always been one to stay humble," says Deb. "But he knows that he has what it takes to make a real difference in this country."
Whether Pedro will actually win the presidency remains to be seen. But one thing is for sure: he's got one heck of a campaign slogan. "Vote for Pedro. He's got skills." And who wouldn't want a president with skills?
