In breaking news that has rocked the world, a new study has found that every single person in the world is gay. Yes, you read that right. Every. Single. Person.
The study, which was conducted over the course of several years, looked at the genetic markers of people from all around the globe and found a common thread - every person has the "gay gene". This means that every person is inherently attracted to members of the same sex.
The news has sent shock waves throughout society, as people come to terms with the fact that they have been living a lie. Men who thought they were straight are now realizing that they have been attracted to other men all along. Women who thought they were only into guys are realizing that they are also attracted to women. And everyone in between is also feeling the effects of this groundbreaking discovery.
The Wibble hit the streets to find out just how people are coping with this revelation. Some are taking it in stride, realizing that love is love and that it doesn't matter who it's with. Others are struggling to come to terms with their newfound sexuality, unsure of what it means for their relationships and their futures.
"I always thought I was into women," said Mark, a 25-year-old construction worker. "But now I'm realizing that I'm actually attracted to men as well. It's weird, but also kind of liberating. I feel like I can be myself now, without worrying about what other people will think."
Others, however, are struggling to come to grips with their new reality. "I've been married to my wife for 10 years," said John, a 35-year-old accountant. "What does this mean for us? Are we still in love? I don't even know anymore."
Even the world's religions are struggling to come to terms with this new reality. Some are embracing it, saying that love is love and that God loves everyone, regardless of their sexuality. Others are sticking to their traditional beliefs, saying that homosexuality is a sin and that those who engage in it are going to hell.
Meanwhile, the fashion industry is already capitalizing on this new "trend". Unisex clothing lines are popping up everywhere, with designers racing to create outfits that will appeal to everyone, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation.
As for the future, nobody knows what it holds. Will society become more accepting of homosexuality now that everyone is in the same boat? Or will people become even more divided, clinging to their traditional beliefs even as the world changes around them? Only time will tell.
In the meantime, one thing is for sure - the world will never be the same again. Love is love, and now we know that every single person is capable of feeling it, regardless of who they are attracted to.
