The CEO of Never Twice the Same Co has been caught changing his name every day. Yes, you read that right, the head of the company has been changing his name, every single day. And for what reason? Apparently, he wants to be a different person every day, just like the hit movie "Freaky Friday".
According to insiders within the company, the CEO has been doing this for the past six months. And it's not just a simple change of first name, oh no, our dear CEO has been legally changing his full name every single day. One day he's John Smith, the next he's James Bond (yes, he actually went there), and the day after that, he's something completely ridiculous like Chad Thunderbird.
The company initially tried to keep this under wraps, but it was eventually leaked to the press by a disgruntled employee who was tired of addressing their boss by a different name every day. The news quickly spread, and people were left questioning why someone in such a high position would carry out such a bizarre stunt.
One theory is that the CEO is just trying to keep things interesting for himself. Being the head of a company can be incredibly monotonous, so maybe he's just trying to spice things up by giving himself a new identity every day. Another theory is that the CEO is just a bit of an attention-seeker and enjoys the strange looks he gets from people when he introduces himself with a new name each day.
Regardless of his motives, one thing is for sure - it's causing chaos within the company. Employees are struggling to keep up with the constant name changes, and it's making email communication a complete nightmare. Meetings are also a struggle, as nobody knows who they're talking to half the time. The receptionist is having an especially hard time, as she's had to create new name badges for the CEO every single day.
We reached out to the CEO for comment, but he declined to speak to us, saying that he was "currently going through an identity crisis" and didn't want to discuss it any further. Fair enough, I guess.
Despite the general chaos, some employees have seen the funny side of the situation. One employee even created a chart tracking the CEO's name changes, which has become something of a conversation starter in the office. Another employee has started taking bets on what the CEO's name will be tomorrow (the current favorite is "Beyonce Knowles").
So, what's next for Never Twice the Same Co? Will the CEO continue with his daily name changes, or will he realize that it's causing more problems than it's worth? Only time will tell. In the meantime, we'll all just have to keep up with the daily name changes and hope that one day our boss will decide to stick with one name for more than 24 hours.
