Never Twice the Same Co: Office Layout Changes Every Hour
Employees at Never Twice the Same Co are experiencing a novel kind of office layout that changes every hour. In a recent survey conducted among employees, the majority rated their experience as "confusing and unsettling."
The company stated that this new layout is meant to foster creativity and spontaneity, but it seems to be causing more chaos than anything else. Some employees have resorted to wearing GPS trackers just to find their desks.
"I thought it was a joke at first," said Alex, a software engineer at the company. "But then I couldn't find my desk for three hours straight. I spent the whole day moving from one desk to another, feeling like a lost puppy."
The company insists that the layout changes are random and have no specific pattern, but some insiders claim that there is a method to the madness. "The layout is supposed to be based on the principle of Feng Shui," said Sarah, a marketing specialist. "But it just feels like they're playing a cruel game of musical chairs with us."
The confusion caused by the ever-changing layout has led to some interesting encounters, with employees accidentally bumping into each other or ending up in meetings they didn't plan for. On the upside, it has also forced employees to get to know one another better.
"I never thought I'd end up in the break room with the CEO," said John, a sales representative. "But there we were, both trying to find our way back to our offices."
The new layout has also led to some interesting design choices, with some employees opting to decorate their desks in a more portable and foldable way. John has even started using a foldable desk that he can carry around with him.
"That way, I always know where my desk is," said John. "It's not the most comfortable thing, but it beats spending the whole day searching for my desk."
The company has yet to release any official statement regarding the layout changes or the employee's feedback. But it seems that the new layout is here to stay, at least for the near future.
In the meantime, employees at Never Twice the Same Co will have to adapt to the ever-changing environment, or risk losing their desks altogether.
