ISO8601sexuals, the new gender identity that is taking the world by storm. These individuals are known for always letting time get the best of them. They use two unique pronouns, tick and tock, to match their time-conscious personality.
The ISO8601sexuals have a unique outlook on life. They believe that time is the most important factor in everything they do. They meticulously plan every aspect of their lives according to the ISO8601 standard. They're always on time, never late, and never early.
These time-conscious individuals have become so focused on time that they've lost touch with reality. They've forgotten how to live in the moment and enjoy life. They're constantly worried about missing their next appointment or being late for work. They've become slaves to their schedules, unable to break free from the constraints of time.
But the ISO8601sexuals have found a way to cope with their time-driven lifestyle. They've created a support group where they meet and talk about their struggles with time. They share tips and tricks for staying on schedule and managing their lives in a time-efficient manner.
One member of the group, who goes by the name Tock, says, "It's hard to explain to people who aren't ISO8601sexuals. They don't understand the importance of time in our lives. But we're here for each other, and we support each other through our time-driven struggles."
The ISO8601sexuals have also created their own language, which is centered around time. They've created new words and phrases that reflect their time-conscious personality. For example, instead of saying "I'm going to bed," they say, "I'm retiring for the night at 22:00 hours."
While some may find the ISO8601sexuals' lifestyle extreme, they're perfectly content with it. They believe that their time-driven lifestyle is the best way to live and that others should adopt their way of life.
So, if you're tired of always being late or constantly feeling like you're running out of time, maybe it's time to consider becoming an ISO8601sexual. Just be prepared to say goodbye to spontaneity and living in the moment.
