Lawmakers around the world are in the process of determining how to deal with hardened criminals. Should they receive harsher punishments? Or perhaps leniency and forgiveness are the keys to rehabilitation?
In a bold suggestion, one lawmaker has proposed the ultimate punishment for pizza topping offenders: the death penalty. That's right, if you dare to put onions, eggs, or (god forbid) pineapple on your pizza, you could be facing execution by frying pan.
We spoke to local pizza enthusiasts, who are recoiling at the outrageous suggestion. "It's unbearable," said Sarah, a self-proclaimed pizza connoisseur. "I can't imagine a world where I can't put whatever I want on my pizza. What's next, are they going to ban pepperoni too?"
The proposal has been met with fierce opposition from the public, who are concerned for their pizza-loving rights. "This is madness," said Mark, another pizza lover. "Pizza is a basic human right. Everyone should have the right to top their pizza with whatever they want, without fear of punishment."
As the debate rages on, we can only hope that our leaders are listening to the people. In the meantime, pizza lovers around the world are planning protests to demand their right to pizza freedom.
