New startup offers non-existence as a service

A new startup is taking the tech industry by storm with a revolutionary concept - non-existence as a service. Imagine a life where you don't have to worry about mundane tasks like paying bills, going to work, or even existing. It's the ultimate escape from the stresses of daily life.

The startup, called "Vanish", offers a subscription-based model where customers can fully disappear from society. They will be given a new identity, a new location, and all traces of their existence will be erased.

However, not everyone is on board with the idea. Critics have raised concerns about the potential dangers of such a service. "This is a slippery slope," warns tech analyst, John Smith. "Vanish is essentially encouraging people to run away from their problems instead of facing them head-on. It's not a long-term solution."

Despite the criticisms, Vanish has already gained a cult following of people who are tired of the daily grind. One customer, who wishes to remain anonymous, says that the service has changed his life. "I used to wake up every morning, dreading the day ahead. Now, I wake up in a new city, with a new identity. It's like starting fresh every day," he says.

Vanish has also sparked a trend in the tech industry, with other startups offering similar services. One company, "Erase", claims to erase all traces of a person's existence from the internet. Another startup, "Disappear", offers a service where customers can disappear for a set amount of time, before returning to their normal lives.

But with the rise of these services comes a new set of problems. Some experts worry that these startups could be used for illegal activities, such as money laundering, human trafficking, and even terrorism. "It's a double-edged sword," says cybersecurity specialist, Sarah Johnson. "While these services offer privacy and anonymity, they also make it easy for criminals to hide their tracks."

Despite the potential dangers, it seems that the trend of non-existence as a service is here to stay. As more and more people become disillusioned with the monotony of daily life, the lure of disappearing completely becomes increasingly tempting. And who knows, maybe one day, we'll all disappear into the abyss of non-existence.

Person at the edge of a cliff