Are you feeling overwhelmed by the weight of existence? Do you turn to TikTok dances as an escape, hoping to forget about the infinite void that stares back at you? Well, according to a new study, your efforts may be in vain.
The study, conducted by a team of psychologists and philosophers with a joint appointment at a local community college, found that TikTok dances actually lead to increased feelings of existential dread.
"We observed a correlation between the frequency of TikTok dance videos watched and reported levels of existential despair," said Dr. Martin Heidegger, one of the lead researchers on the study. "It seems that the more you dance, the more you are reminded of the futility of existence."
The findings have sent shockwaves through the social media community, with many users now questioning the meaning of their digital lives. "I used to think TikTok dances were a way to transcend reality," said user @DanceDiva22. "But now I see that they only amplify the sense of meaninglessness that permeates our existence."
Other users, however, were skeptical of the results. "I don't see how TikTok dances could lead to existential dread," said user @HappyHipHop. "I mean, have you seen my moves? They're fire."
Despite the mixed reactions, the study has sparked a broader conversation about the role of social media in our lives and its potential impact on mental health.
"We need to start thinking critically about our relationship with technology," said Dr. Jean-Paul Sartre, another lead researcher on the study. "We cannot simply dance our way through life and expect to find meaning. We must confront the void head-on and find our own purpose."
So next time you find yourself scrolling through endless TikTok dance videos, remember the words of Dr. Sartre and ask yourself: am I really escaping the absurdity of existence, or am I only digging myself deeper into the pit of existential despair?
