New Yorkers Find Solution to Poor Air Quality: Sell Their Homes Fast
As air quality in New York continues to decline, a surprising trend emerges as more and more people search for a quick way out, literally. It seems that the solution to the city's woes is at the tips of our fingers, or rather, the sale of our homes.
According to a recent report, there has been a surge of ‘sell my home fast’ searches in Google, showing just how desperate New Yorkers are to escape the city’s polluted air. The quest to breathe clean air has led to an unexpected boom for the real estate industry, with some lucky homeowners being able to sell their properties for top dollar.
Some people have even resorted to unorthodox methods to make their homes more desirable. One individual has put a filtration system in their home that rivals that of a NASA spacecraft. The air in their home is now so pure that it’s fit for respiratory therapy.
Others are using more creative tactics to lure in potential buyers. One homeowner has promised free face masks for life to anyone who purchases their home, while another has resorted to hiring people to create ‘fresh air zones’ in their backyard.
The desperation to leave the city has also influenced the way homes are marketed. One real estate agent has started promoting homes by listing the air quality index as a key selling point. Another agent has even gone as far as describing homes as ‘luxury oxygen havens’.
As the trend continues to accelerate, some residents are beginning to worry about the city's future. The mass exodus of homeowners could have detrimental effects on the economy, and ultimately, the livelihood of those who have built their lives in the city. The Mayor's office has released a statement urging residents to reconsider selling their homes and instead invest in air purification systems.
However, as more and more people seek to escape the city’s polluted air, it seems unlikely that the trend will slow down anytime soon. Perhaps it's time for New Yorkers to accept the reality of the situation and adapt to a new way of life- one where face masks and air purifiers are just as essential as a roof over our heads.
