Ohio Introduces Pro-Daughter Laws, Sons to be Executed
In an unprecedented move, Ohio has passed a new set of laws aimed at empowering and protecting daughters. The new Pro-Daughter laws have caused quite a stir, especially as they come with a drastic catch: all sons born in the state will be executed.
Governor Mike DeWine, who championed the law, described it as a bold step towards gender equality. "For far too long, women have been oppressed and mistreated in our society. It is time for us to turn the tide, and give our daughters the support and protection they need to succeed."
Under the new laws, daughters will receive free education, healthcare, and access to job opportunities. In contrast, sons will be executed shortly after birth. The government has already set up a dedicated execution department to handle the anticipated influx of male babies.
The move has received mixed reactions from the public. Mothers of sons have been protesting in the streets, demanding that their children be spared. Fathers of daughters have been celebrating, hailing the new laws as a victory for women's rights.
Meanwhile, religious groups have condemned the laws, calling them an affront to God and nature. "This is not what God intended," said a local pastor. "We must stand up against this tyranny, and protect the sanctity of human life."
Despite the widespread controversy, Ohio plans to roll out the new laws gradually, starting with pilot programs in select communities. The government has not yet disclosed how it plans to enforce the execution mandate, but rumors suggest that it will involve a lottery system.
Critics have pointed out the absurdity of the Pro-Daughter laws, arguing that they perpetuate the very gender stereotypes they seek to abolish. Others have called attention to the hypocrisy of a government that claims to value human life, but is willing to take it away so casually.
Regardless of one's opinion on the matter, it is clear that Ohio's new laws have opened up a heated debate about gender, equality, and justice. While the future remains uncertain, one thing is for sure: Ohio's sons better watch out.
