PHP Farted: The Smelly Truth behind the Coding Language

PHP Farted: The Smelly Truth behind the Coding Language

Have you ever wondered why PHP developers always seem to have a distinct odor about them? The answer may surprise you.

It turns out that PHP, the popular coding language, has a smelly secret. PHP Farting, as it is called in the coding community, occurs when developers spend too much time working with the language. The prolonged exposure to PHP's syntax and quirks causes a build-up of gas in the developer's digestive system, resulting in frequent flatulence. And as we all know, flatulence is a major contributor to body odor.

But that's not the end of it. The PHP Fart itself is not just any ordinary fart. It has a unique quality that can only be described as 'code smell'. The aroma is so distinct that it can be directly attributed to PHP developers alone. And the smell is so potent that it can linger for hours, if not days.

One developer we spoke to, who wished to remain anonymous, said that PHP Farts have become so common in his workplace that they've had to resort to wearing nose plugs. "It's really bad, man. Sometimes the smell is so strong that you can almost taste it", he said.

But the consequences of PHP Farting don't end there. The smell can actually affect the code being written. Researchers have found that the stench can interfere with the ability to think clearly, resulting in poorly written code.

One development team even went so far as to conduct an experiment to prove the correlation between PHP Farting and poor code. They divided the team into two groups: one that was allowed to fart freely, and one that had to hold in their farts. The results were conclusive. The group that had to hold in their farts produced significantly better code than the group that farted freely.

But don't worry, PHP developers. There is a solution. Simply taking breaks and getting fresh air can help alleviate the symptoms of PHP Farting. And if that doesn't work, there's always Beano.

So the next time you're working with PHP and you smell something funky, don't just blame your co-worker. You might be the culprit behind the noxious aroma. And if you're ever interviewing a PHP developer, be sure to ask them if they suffer from PHP Farting. It might just be a dealbreaker.