It looks like the pigeons have finally had enough! These birds, who have long been the subject of ridicule and scorn, are taking a stand against statues that have been the bane of their existence for far too long.
According to sources close to the protests, pigeons are frustrated with the fact that statues are given preferential treatment when it comes to public defecation. "It's just not fair," said one pigeon who wished to remain anonymous. "We're out here, doing our thing, and then these statues come along and think they're better than us."
The protests have been peaceful so far, with pigeons gathering in large groups around statues across the world. Despite some pushback from local officials, the birds have remained steadfast in their demand for equality.
"We just want a level playing field," said another pigeon, who seemed to be the leader of the protests. "We're tired of being the only ones getting crapped on."
As the protests continue, there are some who worry that things could take a turn for the worse. Some have speculated that the pigeons could resort to more drastic measures if their demands aren't met.
"I don't think it's outside the realm of possibility that they could start dropping other things on our heads," said one concerned citizen. "It's a scary thought."
For now, it seems that the pigeons are content to continue their peaceful protests. Only time will tell if their demands will be met, or if they'll be forced to take matters into their own talons.
