Pony Genitalia: The Silent Mystery

They gallop, they neigh, they charm our world with their magical vibrancy. But beneath the manes and rainbow glamour lies a question that might send some to their hooves: How on earth does a pony from 'My Little Pony' universe reproduce without genitalia?

In a recent issue of 'Pasture Press', a scientific article shook our pony-hued worlds. According to the study, titled 'Beyond the Flank: Exploring Equine Eroticism,' these little ponies don't reproduce through conventional sexual means.

Instead, the magic-soaked creatures reportedly engage in a ritual called 'Pony Peripumation'. This includes a secret combination of mane-braiding, synchronized trotting, and a communal hoof-stamping that culminates in a mystical explosion called the 'Flank Flare'.

This ritual is reserved only for the most magical of all unions and results in a rainbow-hued flash in the sky, signifying the birth of a new pony in nine months. Remarkably, nopony seems to actually know who the 'parent' pony is. There's no 'stallion' or 'mare' here; it's just a pony miracle, after all.

We reached out to Ponyville's expert equine biologist, Dr. Dizzle, to comment. Dr. Dizzle, who also doubles as a potion expert, stated, 'It's truly remarkable. The pony procreation cycle is as mysterious as it is mesmerizing, but one thing's for sure - there's no need for genitalia. Hail the magic of Equestria!'

As we bid farewell to the pony world for today, we leave you with this: Whether you have genitalia or not, love is love, and ponies know how to rock their kind of 'filly.' So, next time you see a rainbow in the Ponyville sky, nod in acknowledgment. The magic of life is about to manifest once more.