Pornhub, the famous adult website, has just announced its latest offering: a version of its site specifically designed for kids! Yes, you read that right - Pornhub Kids is coming soon to a playground near you.
According to the company's spokesperson, this new version of the site will be specifically tailored to the unique needs of curious children who want to explore the world of adult entertainment. "We understand that kids are naturally curious, and we want to provide a safe and informative environment for them to explore this side of life," the spokesperson said in a recent press conference.
However, the announcement has caused widespread concern among parents and child safety advocates, who worry about the potential harm that exposing children to adult content could cause. "This is a deeply disturbing development," said child safety expert Dr. Jane Smith. "Children are simply not equipped to handle the kind of explicit material that is featured on sites like Pornhub. It's our responsibility as adults to protect them from this kind of harm."
So what exactly can kids expect to find on Pornhub Kids? According to the company, the content will be specially curated to ensure that it is appropriate for children under the age of 12. "We'll be featuring educational videos about important topics such as puberty and sexual health, as well as age-appropriate content that will help children explore their own budding sexuality," the spokesperson said.
While this may sound like a noble goal, many parents are understandably skeptical. "I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm letting my child anywhere near a site called Pornhub, even if it is supposed to be 'kid-friendly'," said mom of two, Sarah Johnson. "It's just too risky - who knows what kind of content they might stumble across? I'd rather stick with Sesame Street and TikTok for now."
Despite the backlash, Pornhub is moving full steam ahead with the launch of Pornhub Kids, which is set to hit the internet later this month. So if you thought things were already awkward enough at your child's playdates, get ready for it to get a whole lot worse.
