In a bizarre display of religious and military power, a priest was able to convert an American carrier to swear allegiance to North Korea by using the 'Wololo' chant commonly heard in the video game 'Age of Empires'.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing the priest chant "Wololo" repeatedly as the carrier slowly turned from the American flag to the North Korean flag. Spectators were reportedly stunned by the sudden conversion and immediately took to social media to share their confusion and amusement.
"I don't understand how this happened," said one Twitter user. "I mean, how does a video game chant have the power to convert an entire military vessel?"
While experts are still debating the legitimacy of the event, some have suggested that the priest may have used a special variation of the Wololo chant with religious significance. Others have speculated that the chant may have triggered some kind of vulnerability in the carrier's security systems.
The incident has sparked a flurry of memes and internet jokes, with many users parodying the common phrase "In God we trust" to "In Wololo we trust". Some have even created their own versions of the chant, including "Wolo-Wolo" and "Wololo-Yolo".
Despite the humorous reactions, the situation has raised concerns about the power of religious influence and the susceptibility of military technology to unconventional forms of attack. Experts are urging military leaders to take precautions against similar incidents in the future.
In the meantime, North Korea has praised the priest for his "miraculous" feat and welcomed the newly-converted carrier into their fleet. American leaders have yet to comment on the situation, but sources say they are scrambling to investigate the cause of the incident.
As for the priest, he has declined interviews and has gone into hiding, fueling speculation about his motives and affiliations. Some have even suggested that he may be a secret agent working for North Korea.
Only time will tell the true nature of this strange and humorous event, but for now, the world is left pondering the power of the "Wololo" chant and the dangers of religious influence in modern society.
