Renowned Historian Discovers The Ultimate Based and Redpilled Take on History

Are you tired of the same old boring history lessons? Do you want to know the real truth about our past? Look no further than the latest discovery by renowned historian, Dr. Chad Thundercock.

According to Dr. Thundercock, history as we know it is a lie. The ancient Greeks? They were actually aliens who came to Earth thousands of years ago. The pyramids of Egypt? Built by time-traveling robots from the future. And don't even get him started on the origins of Christianity - let's just say it involves a time-traveling Jesus and a dinosaur army.

But Dr. Thundercock's theories don't end there. He's also uncovered evidence that the moon landing was faked...on the moon. That's right, the entire stunt was staged on a lunar movie set, complete with extraterrestrial extras.

And what about the JFK assassination? It wasn't Lee Harvey Oswald at all, but rather a rogue band of trained squirrels who were upset about their lack of representation in the government.

It's all so clear now, isn't it? Everything we thought we knew was just a ploy to keep us in the dark. But fear not, dear readers, for Dr. Thundercock is here to set the record straight.

And if you're still skeptical of his findings, just take a look at the accompanying image (see below). It shows clear evidence of a time-traveling, Greek alien riding a dinosaur. Do you really think that's just a coincidence? We didn't think so.

So throw out those outdated history books and open your mind to the redpilled truth. Who knows what other secrets Dr. Thundercock will uncover next. One thing's for sure - it's going to be out of this world.

Greek alien riding a dinosaur