SCP-173 Turns Fitness Instructor: Teaches Neck Exercises to Avoid Detection

SCP-173 Turns Fitness Instructor: Teaches Neck Exercises to Avoid Detection

In a bold move to avoid being locked away, SCP-173 has taken up fitness instructing. The infamous statue has caused numerous casualties in the past, as it is known to snap its victim's necks in a fraction of a second. But now, SCP-173 has developed a neck exercise routine in order to strengthen its own vulnerable spot.

SCP-173, also known as "The Sculpture", has been contained in a special chamber at the SCP Foundation for several years. The creature is kept under constant surveillance as it can only move when not in direct line of sight. But this new training regimen may provide the Foundation with an unexpected challenge.

According to SCP-173, its new exercise routine consists of a variety of neck stretches and strength-building exercises. SCP-173 claims that these exercises will not only improve its own flexibility but will also strengthen its neck muscles, making it less vulnerable to attacks.

While some Foundation members have expressed concern that these exercises may help SCP-173 escape containment, others are skeptical. Dr. █████, Chief Containment Specialist, stated that "SCP-173 may have developed some impressive neck strength, but it is still made of concrete and rebar. Its physical limitations have not changed."

The Foundation has not yet made a decision on whether SCP-173 will be allowed to continue its neck exercises or not.

In response to the news, other mysterious creatures have reportedly taken notice of SCP-173's fitness routine. SCP-096, also known as "The Shy Guy", is rumored to have joined a yoga class in an effort to improve its own flexibility. SCP-682, also known as "The Hard-to-Destroy Reptile", has reportedly hired a personal trainer to help it bulk up and improve its resiliency.

It seems that the Foundation may now have to contend with a new kind of threat: fitness-conscious anomalous creatures.

Only time will tell if this new trend among anomalous beings will create new challenges for Foundation containment specialists. But one thing is clear: when it comes to staying alive, even creatures of the most supernatural variety are willing to put in the hard work at the gym.