Server Declares State of Emergency as “TheMainPoint123” Allegedly Weaponizes Geometry, Turns Entire World Into Pyramid-Themed Landmark District
BLOCKTON, SURVIVAL REALM — In what experts are calling “the most aggressive use of triangles since high school trigonometry,” a community game server has been plunged into crisis following reports that a player identified as “TheMainPoint123” has been constructing pyramids at an industrial scale across the map, including—according to distressed locals—directly outside player bases, at spawn, in the ocean, and apparently within striking distance of the build height limit itself.
Administrators have been urged to take immediate action after a user posted a passionate appeal on the forum under the headline that has since become a rallying cry: “Admins, ban this player please!!!”
The original report alleges a spree of pyramid placement so extensive it has begun to function less like normal building and more like a hostile redesign of the server’s topography.
“The player ‘TheMainPoint123’ keeps building pyramids EVERYWHERE,” the report reads. “There is a gigantic pyramid right after my base, he built a netherite beacon on spawn, many random pyramids in absolutely random places, he even built a absolutely collosal pyramid over the ocean, so tall, it reaches the build height limit. This is literal griefing of open terrain.”
While server rules traditionally define griefing as destruction, theft, or malicious sabotage, residents argue this new genre—terrain griefing by unsolicited monument—is worse because it doesn’t destroy your world so much as redecorates it without consent.
“It’s like you leave your house for five minutes and come back to find your front yard replaced by the Louvre,” said one player who asked to remain anonymous, citing fear of reprisal in the form of a smaller pyramid hidden inside their storage room.
Spawn Now Features Netherite Beacon, Tourists, and a Growing Sense of Doom
Much of the uproar centers around reports that spawn has been adorned with a netherite beacon, a structure that would normally be celebrated as an act of community generosity—if it hadn’t been installed as part of what one forum user described as “an ongoing architectural incident.”
Witnesses say the beacon has become less of a helpful buff station and more of a monument to the unstoppable will of one person with too much cobblestone and not enough hobbies.
“The beacon is technically helpful,” admitted one longtime player. “But it also feels like being handed a free cookie by someone who has already moved into your house and painted the walls ‘pyramid.’”
Community Divided: Is This Art, Terrorism, or Just Really Dedicated Pointy Landscaping?
Not everyone agrees on the classification of the act. Some argue this is simply an ambitious building project being unfairly maligned by players whose aesthetic palette peaks at “oak plank rectangle.” Others insist this is griefing, not because it breaks blocks, but because it breaks spirits.
The forum thread quickly attracted additional commentary, including one user who demanded swift punishment while introducing a theory that has only deepened public concern: automation.
“Just ban him already. Pyramids are such a simple shape, that building it does not even require a user interaction. He designed a simple flying machine which can automatically build a pyramid using cobblestone generator. This makes it so easy to just set up construction machines everywhere, and impossible to remove pyramids after.”
This claim has escalated the situation from “annoying builder” to “self-replicating geometry event.” Players say the alleged machine converts raw physics into an unstoppable cobblestone-based pyramid printer, enabling TheMainPoint123 to deploy structures like landmines, except instead of exploding, they exist.
Server engineers have reportedly begun monitoring chunk activity for unusual spikes in “triangular inevitability.”
“It’s the perfect crime,” said a redstone hobbyist who sounded simultaneously horrified and impressed. “A pyramid is basically a default shape. It’s what you build when you’re not trying. And somehow that’s the problem.”
Ocean Pyramid Reportedly Reaches Build Height, Causes Minor Weather Changes and Major Psychological Ones
Among the most alarming accusations is the existence of a so-called “absolutely colossal pyramid over the ocean” said to be tall enough to kiss the world’s build limit—turning what was once a peaceful body of water into a navigational hazard and existential statement.
Sailors have reported spotting it from several chunks away, noting that it appears on the horizon “like a bad decision approaching at high speed.”
“Before, the ocean was calming,” said one fisherman. “Now it’s like the sea is being audited by ancient aliens.”
Experts confirm that large vertical builds can cause players to experience symptoms including:
sudden loss of direction,
involuntary sighing,
increased use of the phrase “why though,” and
a deep, simmering fear that the next pyramid will be inside your home.
The YouTube Threat: “How Many Pyramids Can I Build Until This Server Bans Me?”
The thread reached its most prophetic moment when another user offered what many now consider the most realistic outcome:
“I already see a youtube video titled ‘How many pyramids can i build until this server bans me’”
Analysts say this is the true endgame of modern multiplayer behavior: if something can be done for content, it will be done to exhaustion, preferably with a thumbnail featuring a shocked face and the words “ADMIN MAD???” in 72-point font.
In response to the growing fear of being turned into a series, players have begun discussing countermeasures, including:
Anti-pyramid zoning laws,
an Architectural Permit System (immediately criticized as “government”),
and forming a volunteer militia tentatively named The Flatteners, dedicated to restoring terrain to its natural state: suspiciously empty.
Administrators Face Difficult Choice: Ban the Player or Accept Pyramid-Based Destiny
Server admins have not yet issued an official statement, though multiple moderators were seen entering spawn, looking up, and standing still for long periods—possibly reading chat, possibly processing grief, possibly calculating how many pickaxes it would take to restore the world to a pre-pyramid era.
Moderation experts say the case raises thorny questions about intent. “If the player isn’t destroying builds, is it griefing?” asked one community manager. “But if they’re turning the entire server into a museum for a single shape, are we still playing survival—or have we joined a cult with excellent symmetry?”
Meanwhile, residents report increasing paranoia. One player claimed they logged out in a forest and logged back in “inside a small pyramid I’m pretty sure wasn’t there earlier.”
Another reported hearing pistons at night and described it as “the sound of inevitability.”
The Wibble’s Editorial Position: This Isn’t Griefing, It’s a Hostile Architectural Takeover
At press time, the pyramid count remains unknown, though estimates range from “too many” to “please stop counting, it only encourages them.” Some players have begun posting maps of pyramid sightings, unintentionally creating what historians may someday refer to as The Great Triangular Era.
Whether TheMainPoint123 is banned, warned, or promoted to Server Pharaoh, one fact is now undeniable: the landscape has changed, the community is rattled, and the server has learned a hard lesson about freedom.
Because in an open world, you can build anything.
And sometimes someone chooses to build the same thing.
Forever.