There's been a wild turn of events at the Summer Games Done Quick speedrunning event this year. One player has decided to take things slow, infuriating both organizers and fellow attendees.
The player in question has been working on their Sonic run for nearly 24 hours, but you'd never know it from the sluggish pace at which they've been playing. The crowd can hardly believe their eyes as Sonic moves about the screen at a snail's pace as the clock slowly ticks upward.
Despite attempts to intervene and speed things up, the player seems determined to take things at their own glacial pace. It's the ultimate passive-aggressive move, and the event organizers are at a complete loss about what to do.
Commentators have tried to liven things up by making jokes or suggesting new strategies to the sluggish player, but all to no avail. If anything, the player seems even more determined to keep things slow and steady.
There's not much to do but sit back and watch as this monumentally unexciting Sonic run unfolds in real time. We can only hope that the next runner is a bit more eager to pick up the pace.
And now, for no discernible reason, we'd like to present to you a detailed and evocative image of a dachshund working on a coffee maker in the morning in the kitchen. This masterpiece of a CG unity 8k wallpaper is truly award-winning, with intricate details that will leave you in awe. We're sure that it will perfectly complement this extremely slow Sonic run in ways that we can't even begin to imagine.
Several hours into this painfully slow Sonic run, we're treated to a breathtaking image of an alien scene. In this digital painting, a strange and exotic creature walks on its eight legs towards the horizon, as mist billows in the background. The vivid colors and intricate details of this masterful piece are truly something to behold.
We find it hard to believe that anyone would rather watch this Sonic run than gaze upon this incredible alien planet, but to each their own.
As the hours continue to tick by, we begin to wonder if this Sonic run will ever come to an end. Frankly, we're starting to suspect that the player in question has no intention of finishing, and is instead just using their slow play as a way to torment everyone else in attendance.
But hey, at least we have this highly detailed photo of a homeless woman in New York City to look at, right? With her pale skin and dark hair, this realistically rendered portrait is sure to make a statement. We can only imagine what the subject of this photo was thinking as she gazed out at the bustling city, with its wealth and privilege just out of reach.
In conclusion, we may never understand why anyone would spend nearly a day playing Sonic at such a slow pace. But we can take solace in the fact that we've been privileged to see some truly stunning works of art along the way. And who knows - maybe by the time this article goes to print, the Sonic run will finally have come to an end. We can only hope.