Local Man Shocks Community by Sitting on Shit Butt, Becomes Instant Legend

In a shocking but hilarious turn of events, a man in a small American town has become a legend overnight by sitting on a giant sculpture of a butt covered in fake feces. The stunt was captured on video and quickly went viral on social media. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, has sparked a new trend in town, with locals and tourists flocking to sit on the infamous "shit butt."

Some critics have dismissed the man's stunt as tasteless and vulgar, but others are hailing it as a stroke of comedic genius. Local artist, Sam Smith, who created the sculpture, says he's thrilled with the attention his work is getting. "I never expected my art to reach such a broad audience," Smith says. "I guess you could say it's a crappy situation, but I'm embracing it."

The man's identity remains a mystery, but some speculate that he may be a well-known figure in the community. "He's either a genius or a complete idiot," says one observer. "Either way, he's made a name for himself." The man's Instagram account, which features pictures of him sitting on various things, is gaining a huge following, with fans describing him as a "modern-day Thoreau."

Not everyone is amused by the man's antics, however. Some local officials are concerned that the stunt could set a bad example for younger residents. "We don't want kids thinking it's cool to sit on fake poop," says Mayor John Johnson. "We need to set a better example."

Despite the controversy, the man's bold move has put his town on the map. The local Chamber of Commerce has even created a "Shit Butt Tour," which takes visitors to all the spots where the man has sat, including the local diner, the town square, and even the mayor's office.

The man says he's not sure what compelled him to sit on the sculpture, but he's glad he did. "It was just one of those spur of the moment things," he says. "I guess I've always been a bit of a rebel. Plus, who doesn't love a good poop joke?"

So if you're ever in this small American town, be sure to take a seat on the infamous "shit butt" sculpture. After all, sitting has never been so much fun.

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