In a bizarre turn of events, beloved cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants has been unmasked as none other than legendary hip-hop artist Rakim.
The news was initially met with skepticism, as SpongeBob's high-pitched laugh and Rakim's smooth flow couldn't be more different, but after a thorough investigation from our Wibble reporters, the truth has finally been revealed.
Sources close to Rakim revealed that he was tired of the constant pressure to maintain his tough-guy image and yearned for a life of simplicity and anonymity. His solution? Don a pair of square pants and a white shirt and move to Bikini Bottom.
Apparently, SpongeBob's sunny disposition and altruistic nature were the perfect cover for Rakim to escape the scrutiny of his fans and the media. No one suspected a thing.
But why would a successful rapper throw it all away for a life under the sea? According to insiders, Rakim was tired of the fakeness of the music industry and longed for a simpler existence. He found solace in cooking Krabby Patties and jellyfishing with his best friend Patrick.
The news has sent shockwaves through the hip-hop community, with many questioning Rakim's decision to leave his successful career behind to live in a pineapple under the sea. But to SpongeBob's fans, it's just another day in Bikini Bottom.
We were unable to reach Rakim or SpongeBob for comment, but we're sure they're busy perfecting their latest collaboration album. Our sources suggest that it'll drop next month, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled for SpongeBob's new rhymes.
