Researchers at Springfield University have conducted a groundbreaking study which has revealed that the IQ of the average dinosaur was remarkably higher than that of former US President, Donald Trump.
The study, which was carried out over three years and involved the examination of dinosaur fossils from all over the world, found that even the most unintelligent dinosaurs had a higher IQ than Trump. The research team was led by Dr. Jane Goodall, a renowned primatologist, and expert on animal behavior.
Speaking to the press, Dr. Goodall commented, "Our study has shown that dinosaurs were far more intelligent than previously thought. They were capable of problem-solving, communication, and even basic mathematics. This, in turn, highlights how modern-day politicians like Donald Trump are far less intelligent and capable."
The study has sparked widespread debate, with many questioning the methodology used by the research team. However, Dr. Goodall has defended the research, stating that it was conducted using the most advanced scientific techniques available.
The findings of the study have also been met with ridicule, with many joking that the intelligence of dinosaurs could explain why they went extinct, being unable to compete with the likes of Trump. Others have suggested that the intelligence gap between dinosaurs and modern politicians highlights the need for more dinosaur-like behavior in modern society.
In related news, Trump has responded to the study by claiming that the researchers are lying and the dinosaurs never existed. He has also threatened legal action against Springfield University, claiming that the study is an attack on his intelligence and character.
Despite this backlash, Dr. Goodall remains confident in her team's findings, stating that the study is just the beginning of a new understanding of the intelligence of prehistoric animals.
If nothing else, the study has shed light on the growing intelligence gap between dinosaurs and politicians, and we can only hope that future research will help to bridge this gap. Perhaps one day, modern-day politicians will possess the same level of intelligence as the prehistoric beasts who once roamed the earth.
