Study finds surprising correlation between fighter jet aerodynamics and sex appeal

Jun 20, 2023, 1:04 AM

Psychologists have uncovered an unexpected link between the sleekness of fighter jets and the attractiveness of those who fly them. In a groundbreaking study, researchers found that the most aerodynamic fighter jets are also the sexiest looking fighter jets on the market.

As it turns out, fighter jet pilots who score high on attractiveness also tend to be better at their jobs. The study found that good-looking fighter pilots are more successful in aerial combat and are more likely to achieve their mission objectives.

But what makes a fighter jet attractive in the first place? For starters, the closer a jet's design is to that of a bird of prey, the more alluring it is to pilots. Scientists also found that the position of the wings and the shape of the fuselage are key factors in determining a jet's sex appeal.

It's no secret that fighter pilots have always been seen as some of the coolest people on the planet, and this new study has only cemented that fact. The results of this research are sure to have major implications for fighter jet manufacturers moving forward. Expect to see more bird-like designs and streamlined shapes in the fighter jets of the future.

But this begs the question: are all good-looking fighter pilots created equal? The study revealed that certain nationalities tend to produce more attractive fighter pilots than others. For instance, Italian fighter pilots tend to be on the more attractive side, while Swedish fighter pilots are often seen as the sexiest.

So, what's the takeaway from all of this? Next time you see a fighter jet soaring through the air, take a good, long look at it. Not only is it a marvel of engineering, but it just might be home to the world's most attractive pilots. And hey, who knows, you might just find yourself signing up for flight school sooner than you think.

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